Tales From the Autobahn: A Wild RS Appears

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 12/01/2014 at 06:40 • Filed to: Fist, focus rs, autobahn

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On my way home from Prague I encountered a wild RS. It was so frickin' cool.

I was on the autobahn and he pulled in front of my FiST knowing what it was and proceeded to be showy and get my attention. Then, we did some cat and mouse chases until it opened up. As soon as we had clear road ahead of us it was pedal to the metal. My previous record of 137 mph was beaten and now the FiST was going 142 mph down the autobahn, a little white lightning bolt, but, even still it was completely put to shame by the RS who when I couldn't go any faster (goddamn aerodynamics..) continued to accelerate into oblivion. I was seriously impressed, I want one.

michael bleggi > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 06:51

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you're telling me you live somewhere that they're available, and don't have one already???? turn in your oppo card

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > michael bleggi 12/01/2014 at 07:04

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I should probably have one buut I bought a FiST instead.. Being 20 and looking at cars I thought it'd be safer spending $20k on a new car vs. $20k on a used car that had most definitely been hooned to hell and back.

michael bleggi > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 07:08

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ahaha i know i'm just giving you a rough time. good call.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > michael bleggi 12/01/2014 at 07:12

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Maybe some day I can have one though! Or maybe we'll get the new one and it'll be even better!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 07:15

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RS has a top speed over 160 so yeah, that was to be expected. Sounds like fun either way!

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/01/2014 at 07:21

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It was fun, it's times those that make the autobahn fun. There was also an SQ5 keeping up with us so that was cool too.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 07:25

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That sounds funny on paper.

"Hot hatches racing on autobahn, passed by soccer mom in Audi crossover, because Germany."

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/01/2014 at 07:26

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What will really get you are the damn wagons! Of everything out there it always seems like the wagons are hauling the most ass!

Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 08:09

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wait

you're telling me a stock FiST can go 142

holy shit

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro 12/01/2014 at 08:46

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It will in fact go 142 mph.

I would not suggest this, it's crazy fuckin scary.

Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 09:14

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I assume so. It definitely isn't made to go that fast.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro 12/01/2014 at 09:19

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Before I sell the FiST I will be deleting every post that details his abuse, just in case..

Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/01/2014 at 09:30

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lol yes